blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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celestial-sexhair:

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vondell-swain:

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

ill be honest before seeing the caption i thought this was some pretentious art student photo about the frailty of the human condition depicted by a common household object that lost its primary function

I think we all did
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nightmarebebe:

feministsupernatural:

#Capitalismatwork

I can’t stress this tweet enough

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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I actually like my body today wowow +10 body points to my self esteem for the day wooh

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.